February 2012
I really wish dad would stop listening to The Black Keys 24/7. Its becoming extremely tedious.
me when i go out: i should've stayed home
me when i stay home: i should've gone out
me when i'm around people: i want to be alone
me when i'm alone: i want to be around people
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liquid-liam:
an4rchism:
This thing with Americans on Liam’s blog is hilarious, if this were the other way around us Brits would just be like ‘alright love sit down i know it’s a bit shit’. Americans should really learn to exercise the term ‘calm yer tits’.
OMFG THIS
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There's something about a man that can dance.....
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body positive zone: I married a Nice Man, not a... →
missworded:
Nice Man - makes dinner because he’s an adult and the adults in the household do chores because food is necessary for not dying.
“Nice Guy” - makes dinner because he wants you to fuck him.
Nice Man - puts you in bed after you’ve had too much to drink because people who care…
systemofadowny:
pugtract:
cool now for girls to wear massive gold hoop earrings yay just gets worse
the hipsters are becoming high maintenance chavs…